All white on the night Author: STEPHEN DUNNE Date: 09/04/1999 Publication: Sydney Morning Herald Three men and a canvas are bringing ART to Sydneysiders in a play that has already seen plenty of drama, writes STEPHEN DUNNE. After the controversy, after the cast change, after reams of publicity, it's finally time to check out the art of ART. First we had the brouhaha over the producer's decision to cast British import Tom Conti, after trying more than half a dozen local actors - all of whom said no - and then to have Richard Roxburgh drop out so he could go Cruising on Mission Impossible 2. Then one of the local stars, John Waters, developed glandular fever. With more than a million dollars in advance bookings and previews imminent, the producers quickly nabbed Geoff Morrell as Waters's replacement, for the season which opens at the Theatre Royal tomorrow night. Despite all the off-stage drama, the play itself starts simply enough: "My friend Serge has bought a painting. It's a canvas, about five foot by four: white. The background is white and if you screw up your eyes,you can make out some fine white diagonal lines." A white painting, featuring white lines on a white background. A neat joke on High Modernism, a genuine work of art, or a blank screen for the characters to project the corrosion of their friendship? Perhaps it's all three. Yasmina Reza's short, deceptively simple play of painting, theory and mates has become a global theatrical phenomenon, translated into more than 20 languages and produced around the world. The London production has passed its 1,000th performance and the play has won awards in London and New York. Originally written in French, ART was translated into English by Christopher Hampton, who is best known for his translations of Ibsen (he taught himself Norwegian), his definitive version of Les Liaisons Dangereuses and his own plays, including Savages and The Philanthropist. Hampton's agent sent him Reza's first play in the mid-'80s. He was impressed with the work, but nothing came of it. "We tried to get various people interested in doing it in London, without success," says Hampton. "It was definitely believed in the '70s and '80s that foreign plays somehow wouldn't go in London. "A few years later, I was staying in Paris doing some work and I walked around the corner and past the Theatre de Champs Elysee and there was this play with a rather intriguing title. When I came up to look at the poster, lo and behold it was by Yasmina. I went to the box office and said could I have a ticket and they said no. "I thought hello, there's something going on here, and I went back that evening and got a return, and I thought the play was wonderful. I started to make inquiries about it, and eventually my agent called me up and said I'm afraid the rights have been secured by Sean Connery, so I said don't be ridiculous, but anyway, so it proved to be. I suppose it was made known to Sean that I was very interested in it, and in the fullness of time, the phone rang and there's this mellow Scottish accent on the other end, and I was hired." ART was discovered by Connery's French wife Micheline, who was so impressed after seeing it in Paris that she persuaded him to buy the rights. Having a famous actor as a producer can't hurt a show, but Hampton reckons ART gets there on its own merits: "I think it deals with universal truths that I haven't seen dealt with in other plays, like the evasions and difficulties and compromises of friendship. In a way, the white painting is just a pretext, it's a wonderful pretext, but the play is really about these three friends. "I've seen some reviews which said, 'We can't understand why these people are friends'. Well, you often can't understand why people are friends. That's the given of the play. You can't always account for why your friends are the people you're friends with," says Hampton. The friends in question are art buyer Serge (Morrell), hypercritical Mark (Conti) and the softer, fuzzier Ivan (David Wenham). The three men - and it's very much a play about blokes and the way they relate - have been friends for 15 years, yet the play starts just as their friendship is set to implode. Hampton was surprised to discover the inspiration for ART came from life: "Yasmina came to the first night in London with a friend, and she introduced me to him afterwards and said, 'This is Serge' and I said, 'Hello, Serge', and she said, 'He once bought a white painting'. It's just one of those things that happened in her life that was a light bulb. I don't think anything comparable to the play happened in Serge's life - I hope not - but the idea didn't come out of the blue, as it were," he says. "One thing that's interesting is the way different national audiences react to it. Yasmina was slightly taken aback at the amount of laughter, which was noticeably more than in France. Eventually I attributed that to English philistinism - intrinsically finding the whole business of modern art more amusing than the French. But it was interesting, and I've found this with my own plays, in different countries people do laugh in completely unexpected places. For example, the Americans always find anything to do with men being hen-pecked hilarious ... I don't know why." Hampton enjoys translating as a break from his own writing, but says that ART was the first time he had to deal with the inconvenience of an author with strong opinions who was still alive. "She was a hard taskmaster - I think in a very good way - and was absolutely meticulous about querying things, and coming to rehearsals. Her language is very precise and slightly unusual - it's naturalistic. "The problem set the translator is you have to make it seem as if it's plausibly happening, but they do phrase things in an unexpected way quite often. You have to try and reproduce that. "My own belief is that the translator should be slightly like a pane of glass, transparent, that you should not feel aware of any intermediary personality between the play and the audience. At its best, it's sort of like stage lighting, a self-effacing exercise in which you just try and make, in the case of lighting the actors, in the case of translation, look as good as possible." And what of Hampton's own taste in art? He confesses that he wouldn't be in the market for the modernist white-on-white. "I'm very drawn to dramatic treatments or dramatic discussions about the implications of painting, even though my own tastes are rather fuddy-duddy. "If I had the money I'd buy a Gauguin rather than a Jackson Pollock. You can just say I'm generally interested in painting." In ART, as in life, it's important to know what you like. ART is at the Theatre Royal until the end of June. The man in the middle He's been a seaside spunk in SeaChange and the ugly face of blokedom in The Boys. In ART, David Wenham plays Ivan - the friend who doesn't know much about art and doesn't really know what he likes either. "Poor Ivan, put through the wringer. This man who attempts to mend the peace between his two best friends, they turn on him, and his attempts become more inflammatory than helpful in the end," says Wenham. "You certainly feel for the man because he is a guy on edge and he doesn't particularly need this ridiculous feud. His preparation for his wedding and the break-up of his friendship with his best mates all seems to happen on the same day." Ivan does, however, get a very big speech. "Tom Conti refers to it as my long speech. I'd really hate any expectation to be put on this speech because otherwise it turns into a little bit of a 'turn' in the show and it actually shouldn't be. It should just be this guy who comes on stage and he's got two sentences. One's a short one, and the next one's a very very long one, and it's a long time before the full stop comes. "The thing is, he's got an incredible amount of information to impart, and at the end of it, nothing's resolved. Technically it's a bit of a feat because you've got to get a few breaths in there somewhere. It's like squeezing a volcano zit from a long distance from the mirror and absolutely covering it. You know the ones!" Dramatic explosions apart, Wenham likes ART's observations of men in private. "The play is essentially about what binds us together, and it's interesting that it's been written by a female; her observations are spot on. But it's male behaviour in private - it's how men behave when they're with each other, which is slightly different. Slightly." SD The man about town Tom Conti loves performing but hates acting. As in "Arcting" (with or without the appended "dahhhling"). "Acting is at once very simple and extremely complicated," he says, lush eyelashes fluttering, voice dripping charm. "There's so much told by the words - actors make this mistake a lot of the time of acting. "If I'm directing something in England I'm constantly having to say to actors, 'please don't invest the words with their own meaning'. We know what it means! If the line is, 'I'm going to shoot you in the liver', you don't have to say, 'I'M going to SHOOT you IN the LIVER' - you just say it and everybody understands - you're going to get shot in the liver, it's a bad start to the day. "It's the same with anything, you don't have to portray, you just have to say what the man has written, obviously in whatever character you've chosen, whatever manner you've chosen, but there's a simplicity that makes things work." And what happens for Conti the moment someone starts acting? "It's over. Bring the curtain down and taxi!" Conti's also not overly fond of rehearsals - at least as compared with actually performing. "I find rehearsing sort of embarrassing, you know, standing on the floor with a small group of people pretending to be somebody else. When you're a young actor it's all great fun and very intense and hey, you're creating art, but as you get older it becomes silly." He does, however, like the play. "It's good entertainment. I ask two questions always if I read something - one, will I enjoy doing it, and, more importantly, two, would an audience want to come out of the house of an evening and spend money to see it? Will they enjoy it? And if I think the answer to two is definitely yes, it's yes, so with this, the answer is yes." He describes his character, Mark, as utterly self-obsessed. "Everything in life, as far as he's concerned, revolves around him. That's the only way he can rationalise anything, that's the only way he can get through the day." Conti drops into Mark and gestures grandly at the Pyrmont wharves: "All this - all these sheds were built because they knew I was coming here." His own coming here was not entirely smooth. Conti was amazed at the controversy over his casting: "It lingered for a long time - I was amazed. It sold a lot of seats! In London, that amount of publicity would have cost us #40,000. So thanks, guys! The union looks after us," he says. "I felt no personal animosity at all from any of the actors. I know what actors are like and if any of these actors had come to England during the Christmas period they'd have heard all the yelling and screaming about Australians being brought in to do pantomime. It just happens everywhere - in the south of Italy they complain about actors from Florence being brought down. I lived in Scotland for years and they were always whingeing about why are all these English actors up here, doing us out of a job. "The business is name-run, and there's nothing you can do about that and everybody wants to be a name and every actor wants to be well known and enjoy the fruits of that." SD